If you have seen the ‘Night At The Museum’ movies, or are even aware of the concepts of art and history, chances are you have come across the sculpture called “The Thinker”. The sculpture is of a man, sitting on a rock with his chin rested on his hand which conveys the state of contemplation. This sculpture is often used to symbolize deep thinking and philosophy. Though, the days are gone when great minds used to sit down for contemplation and come up with pieces of genius, such feats are still achieved in today’s world by people while they’re showering or minding their business in the bathroom.
So let’s assume it’s safe to assume that the thing he is sitting on is a toilet seat and look at these gems:
#1 The best thing about a Monday is that it’s as far away as possible from the next Monday.
#2 Plural of Man is Men. Plural of Woman is Women. Plural of Human should be Humen.
#3 The only adverts I hear on Spotify are from Spotify itself asking me if I want a break from all the ads.
#4 Is Coral the dumbest animal or the smartest rock?
#5 If I touch my phone at the right places, a Pizza will show up at my front door.
#6 Adblock should buy out signs around time square and replace them with ‘This ad has been blocked by Adblock’
#7 I imagine the Roman Empire in full color, but the 1950s in black and white.
#8 If people on a planet 65 million light years away look at Earth right now, they see dinosaurs.
#9 iPhone chargers should be called Apple juice.
#10 “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”
#11 “Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.”
So, get thinking! Actually, don’t. Such geniuses never occur when you want them to, and will pop up in your head when you least expect and leave the world as a whole different place to you.